Chile moves UN COP25 climate summit to Easter Island over logistical, environmental fears

Published 00:01 on April 1, 2019  /  Last updated at 00:43 on April 2, 2019  /  Africa, Americas, Asia Pacific, Australia, Climate Talks, EMEA, International, Kyoto Mechanisms, New Market Mechanisms, South & Central  /  1 Comment

Amid a raft of concerns about overcrowding and a lack of conference venue options in Santiago, the Chilean government has announced its remote Easter Island as the surprise site for this year’s UN COP25 climate summit, highlighting the island’s ecological-driven collapse as a point of urgency for global efforts to reduce emissions.

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Amid a raft of concerns about overcrowding and a lack of conference venue options in Santiago, the Chilean government has announced its remote Easter Island as the surprise site for this year’s UN COP25 climate summit, highlighting the island’s ecological-driven collapse as a point of urgency for global efforts to reduce emissions.

Positioned some 3,500 kilometres off mainland Chile in the Pacific Ocean, the 164-square kilometre Easter Island experienced a sharp drop in population sometime between 1400-1700 as the native Polynesians began cutting down trees en masse to help transport the famous stone moai statues that dot the island.

Rats, thought to have hitched a ride to the isle with the first Polynesian settlers, also are believed to have played a supplementary role in the population collapse by eating seeds – further decimating the ecosystem after the widespread deforestation eroded topsoil and stunted agricultural production. Once thought to have sustained a large population, by the 1700s the number of Easter Island residents had dropped to an estimated 2,000-3,000.

“I believe the lessons from Easter Island should serve as an urgent wake-up call to the international community to deliver more ambition for achieving the goals of the Paris Agreement,” Chilean environment minister Carolina Schmidt said in announcing the move. “The dangers of unchecked global warming will result in a fate for billions of people that is even worse than the consequences felt by the Easter Island inhabitants. We must act now.”

Leaked documents obtained by Climate Home News last month also showed that Schmidt had unsuccessfully petitioned the UNFCCC to host the annual talks in Jan. 2020, rather than later this year, as the country is also home to the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit this November. Initially slated to take place in Chile’s capital, concerns have mounted about overcrowding, transportation emissions from delegates travelling to and from the conference, and the fact that COP25 will coincide with the end of the financial and academic years, as well as coming a few weeks before Christmas.

Further complicating matters, Santiago’s only venue large enough to host the summit is booked during the scheduled Dec. 2-13 conference period, which in the end prompted the Chilean government to make the move to Easter Island, which is roughly a 5.5-hour flight from the capital.

“Obviously it is not ideal to have the COP in such a remote place with a fragile ecosystem. However, we have decided it is better to have the conference in one small central location on Easter Island, where delegates will commute by rickshaws pulled by locals, rather than spread out across multiple venues throughout Santiago,” Schmidt said. “To address the lack of hotels and infrastructure on the island while minimising the event’s carbon footprint, we will be pitching tents for delegates in the shadows of the famous moai, while constructing a large, state-of-the-art conference centre in the shape of one of the statues.”

Offsets will also be offered for COP25 attendees via a new methodology aimed at slashing emissions by culling the island’s invasive Polynesian rats, which emit methane levels similar to cows. The programme’s design was based on efforts by the Australian government earlier this decade to incentivise the killing of feral camels to curb their climate impact.

Local carriers, which operate the only flights to and from the island, are understood to have jacked up their ticket prices as a result of the announcement, quoting nearly £16,000 (€19,000/$21,000) per person for a return trip from Santiago during the summit.

Some more details about the Chilean government’s decision to choose Easter Island as the COP25 host site can be found by spelling out the two words formed using the first letter of every paragraph in this story.

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  1. Funny, but it would be cool – Good luck finding a cab

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